I used to be el Princeling. Elpy for short. A guy named Vital gave me an Earth name though. It's Ciel. So call me that. It rolls off the tongue a bit nicer, don'cha think?
sprucing up this blog
”Quick. Tell me a story, kid. A good one. Three sentences or less. An’ don’t do any a’ that funny stuff where you use a buncha commas and semicolons. That’s cheatin’.”
I like movies with guns and explosions
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM LOS ANGELES
Oh, I hate them too. Never wanted to have anything to do with them either.
[He smiles] I get that strangely a lot. Hell, I’m starting to think that I should dress up for Christmas like that instead. Not sure if I would want to dye my hair white though.
I’d tell you to get a job with a mall Santa like that, but I don’ think that many people would react calmly to seein’ a puppet like you walking around. Unless they thought it was a really good make-up job, but that’s pushin’ it.
Don’t dye your hair white. Ever. It’s never gonna recover. Just put a wig on.
[He strokes his chin] Hmm, funny. Maybe I’ll go as a puppet with a knife. Like Child’s Play. Sorta.
Jesus, that’s scary. [He shudders.] I hate those movies. That guy’s a creep. You look kinda like a little nutcracker, so I guess it’s not as bad.
[He shrugs] I’m goin’ as a fashion disaster. I think that’s pretty nightmarish.
Your dog could turn into a cat.